Friday, September 08, 2006

TOP 10 THINGS THAT I LEARNED WHILE I WAS ON CRUTCHES
  1. The boot is not only a fashion statement but a good place to put a tampon when you have your hands full with crutches.
  2. Guys invent new ways to holler at you on the street. ie. "You are the hotest girl on crutches!"
  3. A good way to save money on shopping because I'm too tired to get to the stores
  4. Banging a cop won't reserve you VIP seats for the fireworks but so-lows and a fancy set of crutches will!
  5. You can never wait too long for an elevator
  6. Not listening to my IPOD on the NYC streets won't kill me
  7. This is what it takes in order to have Katie actually clean the apartment
  8. I actually can get tired of wearing my so-lows everyday
  9. Perfect way to convince my mom to buy me a whole new wardrobe because "nothing I have fits over a cast"
  10. Lastly......Guys will still makeout with you at bars even though your latest accessories are a cast and crutches!

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