TOOT...TOOT...HEY...BEEP...BEEP
As you all know I spend most of my time in the library so I can get some studying done and not sucked into my fav TIVOed show. I was in there the other night around 10pm so it was pretty empty. Well when I was sitting there quietly studying the guy right behind me farted sooo loud. I thought he was wearing headphones and didn't realize so I turned around and nope no headphones. Then I thought maybe he thought he was alone....nope he looked me square in the eyes with this look of I am going to toot where ever I please. It was so gross and weird but then at the same time I couldn't stop chuckling.
But the thing is I see him all over campus now. I see him with his friends and even walking the street. And every time I see him I say in my head Hi Farter or Oh look its the farter. I look at his friends and I wonder if they know he is such a defiant toot-er??!! Yesterday I spotted him pulling his bookbag on wheels on campus. I couldn't stop starring at him and he just kept looking back at me. I wonder if he recognizes me??
4 comments:
these kids with their wheely bags think they can do whatever they want! that ain't right---
maybe you should confront him...
hahahahahah that was soo funny. i cant stop laughing! maybe one day you'll strike up a convo and say "hey, remember that time in the library when you tooted-up the joint?!"
ps congrats on the new planning possibilities at BBQ! you'll be awesome at it and you're gonna love it :)
Hmmm...unfortunately he looks like the kind of guy that would carry around his bookbag on wheels. But he is taller than me so maybe there is potential-ha!
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