TOP 10 THINGS A PROFESSOR NEEDS TO SAY IN ORDER FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND HIS DEFINITION OF EXTRA HELP:
- Let me see your other tattoo.
- Have you ever experimented with girls?
- You should take me as your date to your brother's wedding.
- How long does it take for you to get intimate with someone?
- How long would we last?
- You shouldn't take my class next semester so we can remain friends.
- So how are we going to say goodbye now that we are friends? Hug? Shake hands?
- When am I going to see you again?
- Oh you mean you'll only visit me at school?
- When I first saw you I was like whoa!
6 comments:
WOAH! ok so at first i picture some young cute teacher and think this is sooo awesome! alexis is living the dream...again! and then i wonder, is this some creepy old teacher that spits when he talks? cause that killed my buzz. alexis, we need more explanation!
ha! Yup this is fer real. 100% non fabricated. I spent a lot of time working with him in his office hours. We've become very friendly and we get along great. So when he started asking me the questions I played along because he's my buddy.
But then I finally started to get the point when he asked when can he see me again and essentially begging me to show him my other tattoo. I basically just laughed a lot and played naive but then after I left the office I had to think about things and thought he must have been hitting on me?? It was so bizarre.
PS...this is the prof that called on me at least 3x/class out of 100 students.
PPS...He is attractive.
PPPS...His wife probably thinks so too!!!!! (splat!)....I think I've seen too many movies about this crap!
I did happen to mention that I date a cop about a million times.
Oh and he has to be my prof next semester! I have no choice!! AHHH! Um yeah can you say no office hours.
Sorry P-I didn't want to come across sounding conceited....ha!
ahhhhh!! i love it---
amazing! i'm so glad this blog is here to explain things. maybe if you werent the only attractive co-ed in extra help this wouldnt happen? hah! im so kidding. maybe next semester you can switch from so-lo's to overalls, that ought to help :)
Oh no don't you worry...he has a million teaching awards on his wall already!!
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