Tuesday, May 30, 2006


TOP 10 THINGS A PROFESSOR NEEDS TO SAY IN ORDER FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND HIS DEFINITION OF EXTRA HELP:
  1. Let me see your other tattoo.
  2. Have you ever experimented with girls?
  3. You should take me as your date to your brother's wedding.
  4. How long does it take for you to get intimate with someone?
  5. How long would we last?
  6. You shouldn't take my class next semester so we can remain friends.
  7. So how are we going to say goodbye now that we are friends? Hug? Shake hands?
  8. When am I going to see you again?
  9. Oh you mean you'll only visit me at school?
  10. When I first saw you I was like whoa!

6 comments:

Amy said...

WOAH! ok so at first i picture some young cute teacher and think this is sooo awesome! alexis is living the dream...again! and then i wonder, is this some creepy old teacher that spits when he talks? cause that killed my buzz. alexis, we need more explanation!

MAP said...

ha! Yup this is fer real. 100% non fabricated. I spent a lot of time working with him in his office hours. We've become very friendly and we get along great. So when he started asking me the questions I played along because he's my buddy.

But then I finally started to get the point when he asked when can he see me again and essentially begging me to show him my other tattoo. I basically just laughed a lot and played naive but then after I left the office I had to think about things and thought he must have been hitting on me?? It was so bizarre.
PS...this is the prof that called on me at least 3x/class out of 100 students.
PPS...He is attractive.
PPPS...His wife probably thinks so too!!!!! (splat!)....I think I've seen too many movies about this crap!

MAP said...

I did happen to mention that I date a cop about a million times.

Oh and he has to be my prof next semester! I have no choice!! AHHH! Um yeah can you say no office hours.

Sorry P-I didn't want to come across sounding conceited....ha!

devon dance party said...

ahhhhh!! i love it---

Amy said...

amazing! i'm so glad this blog is here to explain things. maybe if you werent the only attractive co-ed in extra help this wouldnt happen? hah! im so kidding. maybe next semester you can switch from so-lo's to overalls, that ought to help :)

MAP said...

Oh no don't you worry...he has a million teaching awards on his wall already!!